We in Salmon Springs know that the recent return of the bipedal bear has everyone on edge, and everyone has their own thoughts on what this creature wants.  Our reporters were lucky enough to get an anonymous interview with a member of Salmon Springs' local River Messiah cult (pseudonym Ron), which revealed their belief that this creature may just be the antichrist.

"It is clear that this bear is no ordinary bear," Ron told reporters, "We don't know yet, but we have reason to believe that this bear is immoral, and may be the antichrist."  Our reporters noted that Ron looked paranoid, constantly looking over his shoulder throughout the interview.  When asked what Ron thinks about the recent car theft, he told us this, "No doubt in my mind, it was that bear.  If any creature could learn how to drive an automobile, it's him."

Whether or not these claims are true, that is for you to decide, but the infamously silent cult speaking up now is surprising.  Ron has agreed to come back for another interview in the future, but for now this is all we have.